10 Reasons Why Small Business Owners Need a Good Accountant

Running a small business is like juggling flaming swords while riding a unicycle – it’s both thrilling and terrifying and you could end up in hospital at any given moment. Well, the hospital thing might not be entirely true, but thrilling and terrifying most definitely yes. 

Amidst the chaos of managing clients, employees, and endless god-forsaken admin, one crucial figure often gets overlooked: a good accountant. We’re not talking about just any accountant, we’re talking about a good accountant. 

These unsung heroes of the financial world are the secret sauce that can turn your small business into a flourishing enterprise. Let’s take an informative journey through 10 reasons why a fabulous accountant is an absolute must-have for small business owners.

1. Cut through the jargon…from profit to what now?

Remember those confusing school maths classes with trapezoid this and formulaic that? Well, accounting jargon makes them look like nursery rhymes. Without a decent accountant to decode the mystical language of balance sheets, income statements, and cashflows, you might as well be deciphering ancient hieroglyphs. Let them handle the maths, while you focus on what you do best: pretending to understand tax codes.

2. DIY bookkeeping: a comedy of errors 

Sure, you can attempt to handle your own books, but prepare for a slapstick comedy of errors that rivals an episode of The Three Stooges. Misplaced receipts, miscalculated expenses, and a trail of financial confusion that resembles a maze designed by a sadistic accountant-gone-rogue. Save yourself the trouble and hire a good bookkeeper before your business finances turn into a sideshow act.

3. The tax time circus

Ah, tax season! That wonderful time of year when even the bravest business owner feels like they’re tiptoeing through a landmine-laden field of doom. With an attentive accountant by your side, you won’t have to endure the thrill of HMRC audits alone, or the gut-wrenching realisation that your deductions were as legitimate as a unicorn riding a rainbow.

4. Budgeting vs. binge-watching

Creating a budget for your small business might sound like a productive endeavor, but without a good accountant, it’s as effective as binge-watching a reality TV show for business advice. They’ll turn your budgeting process from a mediocre drama into a well-orchestrated symphony that keeps your finances humming along perfectly.

5. Business growth: from seedling to Sequoia

Dreaming of turning your small business into the next Amazon? Well, you won’t get there by winging it. A good accountant can guide you through financial forecasts and strategic planning that are as sound as your grandma’s advice (but more relevant, obvs).

6. Payroll predicaments

Paying employees might seem straightforward, but without a specialist (ahem, a good accountant), it’s like trying to tame a herd of wild squirrels. From calculating taxes to deciphering baffling deductions and processing holidays, you definitely need a payroll squirrel whisperer to make sure everything is accurate and compliant.

7. Expense tracking: the great vanishing act 

Have you ever wondered where your expenses vanish to, like socks in a washing machine? A good accountant will keep track of your expenditures with the precision of a magician counting cards, ensuring your funds stay where they should be – in your business, not in some mystical financial void.

8. Business decisions: the crystal ball you need

Should you invest in that new gadget that promises to revolutionise your business? Or is it just another overpriced gimmick? Fear not, because your accountant is the Gandalf to your Frodo, offering sage advice and wielding the mighty sword of financial insight.

9. HMRC labyrinth: navigating with a blindfold

Small business owners often find themselves lost in the labyrinth of requirements and regulations set out by HMRC. Attempting to navigate without a good accountant is like trying to find your way out while blindfolded. With their expertise, you’ll emerge from the maze (mostly) unscathed and victorious.

10. Sleep soundly, dream wildly

Last but certainly not least, with a good accountant who has your back handling your financial intricacies, you can finally sleep soundly at night. No more waking up in a cold sweat, wondering if your spreadsheet wizardry is leading your business towards glory or impending doom. Dream wildly about expansion, innovation, and the day you retire to your private island (which is not listed as a business expense, by the way).



In this crazy journey we call small business ownership, a good accountant who you can talk to, and who actually wants to talk to you, is a necessary trusty sidekick, financial Gandalf, and steady anchor amidst the turbulent seas of entrepreneurship.


Before your business becomes a reality TV show-worthy trainwreck, consider canning your crappy accountant for an actual good one (yes, they’re out there). After all, laughter might be the best medicine, but when it comes to business finances, a super accountant is the prescription you need for a prosperous and successful venture.

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